Wednesday: A-Gurglin' & A-Whisperin'

Oh my sweet lovely blog-reading friends (however many hundreds of you there are): How today my heart does soar! It fills with fluid and then expands and then releases and then fills with fluid all over again! How lovely is the heart, especially when it is nudged along into growth, in this case because of a very pretty intern now sitting at the front desk. My god I am sweating and my hands are pounding as I type these lines. I'm looking right at her, well actually, I'm pretending to look behind her at the wall (at the framed "Teamwork!" poster showing three people scaling a mountain in subzero temperatures), like I'm deep in thought so if lets say she does look over at me she her eyes will fall upon someone deep in thought, a man with many gifts who happens to be pensive and contemplative. This is a very handsome person she will think! Oh man, she has a pretty sort of appearance and she is laughing on the phone. Cute little laugh. Oh, Sweet mother of pearl! Steve Coggins (Accounts) just walked by and made little eyebrows at me because he can propably tell that I am wickedly consumed by her already. He better not attempt to make a run at her too, particularly because he's married and has 4 kids, but you see my point. I am all a-twitter and a gushing! What do I do?? Do I just walk up to her? Maybe I'll borrow her stapler!!! Maybe after lunch I'll get up the gonads! Stay tuned!!